Best of Barney Stinson

1. It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!

2. Challenge Accepted

3. Suit up

4. When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead!

5. I'm broda!

6. A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth

7. The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.

8. I wish everyone could be as awesome as I am.