Lift ‘em high and drain ‘em dry
To the guy who says, “My turn to buy!”
Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy
But enough about me, here’s to you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!