The Best Toasts On The Internet... Cheers!

10.  

Lift ‘em high and drain ‘em dry 
To the guy who says, “My turn to buy!”  

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9.

Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy 
But enough about me, here’s to you.

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8.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish and

he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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7.

Here's to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold pint-- and another one!

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 6.

Times are hard,

And wages are small,

So drink more beer,

And f**k them all.

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5.        

Bottoms up,
Tops down;
Wear a smile
Not a frown.

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4.

Up to my lips and over my gums;
Look out guts, here she comes.

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3.

One bottle for four of us, 
Thank God there's no more of us!

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2.

A glass in the hand’s worth two on the shelf—

Tipple it down and refresh yourself!

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1.

To the holidays—all 365 of them.

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